Tipsy Haiku

Mar 09

Sometimes I feel like my soil is so dry, the rain just glances off of it.

Jan 11

Scalding hot cheeses

Burning my mouth, Oh Jesus.

It’s exquisite pain.

Jun 26

The timing of this

Is so scary it’s funny.

So once a year then?

Jun 20

Delicious scheming

What else can I do right now?

Live, learn and beyond.

Jun 16

It’s okay to be

exactly where I am now.

Ugly as it is.

Jun 13

“Moments”

Some precious “moments” —

music, whiskey, furtive looks —

and some weird ones too.

Jun 10

Later boners

I sat there listening,

And drank some Strongbow cider.

Then I was all, “PEACE!”

Whatever the fuck.

Oobla dooby la la la.

Haiku is so rad!

Jun 09

Ambiguity,

The messiness of it all

Compels us forward.

Kushner

Inappropriate

Crushes on the taken and

gay, like Tony K.